David Werker has developed a taste for red wine! Even if he leaves out the coke and drinks his merlot straight – it tastes good?! Now that he's reached his mid-30s, there's no denying it: adult life has begun. Afternoon nap? Once reason to weep, now something to savour! People getting married as if ministers were going out of fashion, motorway exits to Holland jam-packed with families at the start of the school holidays, mortgage savings plans signed with the specially practised grown-up signature. Experience how a hardened hobby adult manages to battle his way from the daycare allocation mafia to men's hair dye in the shade avocado pit, semi-matte, and ask: How long will we get by with our extremely convincing adult disguise before we go up in smoke? Suddenly serious? Yeah sure, *giggle*!